Dear molly-coddled children,

On behalf of all Mums and Dads, it is with a profound sense of relief that, due to the forthcoming advent of Oasis-Cities, our bottomless MaD piggy bank – which never made a penny of profit because we never charged interest, and our “loans” were never repaid – will not be needed when our children finally come to realise that

the Property Ladder is a Property Trap..!!!

yours most gratefully, Mum & Dad